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The Global Crisis of Unmatched Tupperware Lids
Chapter 1: The Drawer of Shame It starts innocently enough. A single Rubbermaid set. Maybe two, because hey, meal prep is in vogue and you have aspirations. But fast forward three years and your kitchen drawer is no longer a drawer... it’s The Bermuda Triangle of Domesticity. You open it, praying to find a matching set, only to be greeted by the mocking laughter of 43 lids and a lone, lidless bowl that looks at you like a Dickensian orphan: “Please sir… may I store some soup?”
By The Pompous Post9 months ago in Humor
Why Crocs Are the Official Footwear of the Apocalypse
INTRO: THE END IS NIGH… AND IT’S COMFY When the four horsemen ride into town, you can bet they won’t be rocking Yeezys. When Wi-Fi dies, Starbucks becomes a post-apocalyptic war zone, and Amazon Prime falls like the Roman Empire, one shoe will rise from the ashes like a rubber Phoenix: Crocs.
By The Pompous Post9 months ago in Humor
The Day My Toothbrush Betrayed Me.
Coming back from a week at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, we were exhausted. Emotionally, physically, financially... you name it. We'd crammed in a dozen shows a day, lived on coffee and chips, and felt approximately one emotional breakdown away from tears at any given moment.
By Ben Etchells-Rimmer9 months ago in Humor
Chicken and Egg Jokes: What Came First? The Laughs or the Yolks?
When you mix a chicken and egg and a big ol’ spoonful of humor, you get something egg-stra hilarious. These jokes are light, silly, and perfect for any occasion—especially when you're just trying to scramble some joy into your day.
By JokeJester9 months ago in Humor











