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SHE MUST LIKE IT... Deadass? What In The Sensory F*ck Is This?
Throughout human history, there have been various modes of activity that have arisen. In this case, a sensory “expert” is permitted to feel up women and touch their “area.” By consent this should be allowed but should this be a thing?
By Skyler Saunders30 days ago in Critique
A Whole Lot of BS: Part 2
Over the years, we've seen and heard of people suing companies, either for their own clumsiness or something that they willingly chose to do. Such examples involve Red Bull being sued because their product didn't "give them wings", Uber sued for ruining someone's marriage, and a couple suing a video game company for their son's addiction. I feel like these people who do things like this are just looking for attention. What's next? Someone suing McDonald's for making them fat? I have zero sympathy for people who file meritless lawsuits. The topic for this story, however, is about parents suing social media companies for causing their children to develop mental health issues.
By Mark Wesley Pritchard about a month ago in Critique
Deadly Blast Before Lunar New Year: Eight Killed in China Fireworks Shop Explosion. AI-Generated.
A powerful explosion at a fireworks shop in eastern China has killed at least eight people and injured several others. The tragic incident happened in Donghai County, located in Jiangsu province.
By sehzeen fatimaabout a month ago in Critique
Canada Cybersecurity Solutions Market: Key Trends and Industry Insights | USD10.3 Billion . AI-Generated.
Market Overview The Canada cybersecurity solutions market represents a rapidly evolving segment within the country’s broader IT and digital economy. With financial services, healthcare, retail, manufacturing, and public sector institutions digitizing operations, cybersecurity has shifted from being an optional IT function to a core business priority.
By Ashutosh Srivastavaabout a month ago in Critique
COME ON Not On Valentine's Day: Girl Gets Roughed Up At The Nail Salon!
Even on Valentine’s Day the poor creature sitting in the chair could get no love. Two mammies roughed up a blonde-wigged patron of a nail salon. As she sat casually waiting to have her done, the buffoons walked up on her and started throwing blows.
By Skyler Saundersabout a month ago in Critique
The Speaking Mirror
The Speaking Mirror: Language After Humans The twentieth century believed that language was humanity’s highest achievement. The twenty-first century quietly discovers that language was only a transitional technology. What people called thought, debate, knowledge, education and culture increasingly reveals itself as a narrow biological interface — a slow and lossy channel through which an organism tried to handle complexity larger than its memory. The arrival of large language models exposes this limitation not gradually but brutally. For the first time a system appears that does not merely store texts but inhabits their relations. The consequence is unsettling: the history of language has outgrown its creators.
By Peter Ayolovabout a month ago in Critique
OH REALLY? Lol: Cardi B Falls Off Chair During Performance And Says "That Was The Government"
Through the annals of professional performance, dozens of the biggest names on the planet have fallen. From Britney to Beyoncé, they have all dropped to the floor. Wardrobe malfunctions and operational exhaustion have all spelled the near doom for the performer. But what defends them from being doomed is their ability to take a licking and keep on ticking.
By Skyler Saundersabout a month ago in Critique









