Timothy A Rowland
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I’m an every day human Xennial from the United States. I have many interest. I just want to improve your life and maybe entertain you. Available for editing and LeadsLeap projects at: https://www.fiverr.com/greyhatcompany
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How to Eat Pussy 101
Introduction Welcome to a quick introduction on how to eat pussy. Yes, it's "How to Eat Pussy 101"... the most important class a man can take; according to his woman :-) First off, if you have not been going down on your woman, because you are afraid that you won't be good at it; that was your first mistake. Not going down on her for any reason, is way worse than going down and not being good at it. Most women will at least guide you or tell you how to please them... as long as you are willing to at least try.
By Timothy A Rowland5 years ago in Filthy
Know and Protect Your 2nd Amendment
What Is Your 2nd Amendment? In simple terms, the second amendment to the United States Constitution gives you the right to keep and bear arms. In other words; this is your right to own a gun and to use that gun- or other weapon- to defend yourself and your property. This is an official amendment added to the Constitution that is considered a “right” given to you as an American citizen. Obviously; there are laws that govern the purchase and use of a firearm or other weapon, but the right to own one is still yours as long as you operate within those laws. We Americans have to face a brutal truth as well; the world is losing its mind, and the need to defend yourself and your property is becoming more and more of a likelihood each day.
By Timothy A Rowland5 years ago in The Swamp
Slasher Classic Versus Actually Scary
Nostalgia Versus Actually Scary Every Halloween; and even during other more neutral months, I love to watch the one movie I will forever call a “Classic.” That movie… is; Nightmare on Elm Street. I am talking about the original series of movies that came out in the 80’s and 90’s. In the years that they were released; they kept many children up at night and refusing to go to sleep. Many nightmares were had; the irony not escaping anyone, given the name of the movie franchise. These movies were scary! Even the predictable deaths in each movie, would still make you jump and have you looking around as you took your bathroom break and had to walk down the hallway of your own house. The effects and all out gore were groundbreaking in their day and considered impressive, though by today’s standards, they are far below the standard. Despite showing their age, and even though most of us know exactly what happens next, we still sit with our eyes glued for each scene. That is what makes it a classic. Besides, let’s face it; anything staring Robert England, is going to be creepy, if not downright scary. His portrayal of Freddy Kreuger in this franchise is easily just one of the reasons it went down in movie history and will forever be a classic.
By Timothy A Rowland5 years ago in Horror
Treat Every Day Like an Election Month
Make It an All Year Long Thing The most important action I will be taking starting this year, is treating every single day of the rest of my life as though it is an election month. What I mean by that, is every day I will be paying attention to what policies and changes are needed in the world. I will take true notice of which politicians and government officials are actively doing their part and stepping up to the challenges. Everyone pays close attention and give consideration to the issues during an election year and the months leading up to the time to vote. For the rest of my days; I will be doing that to the same degree, each and every day.
By Timothy A Rowland5 years ago in The Swamp
Easy Halloween 2020 Costume Ideas
Still Worth the Effort Despite the current situation possibly cancelling Halloween this year, it is still worth the effort to dress up in a costume; even if you have to have a virtual get together this holiday. Understandably; many people may be planning on doing this for Halloween, but don’t really want to go to a lot of trouble or effort for essentially; staying home all dressed in a costume. With this in mind, let’s look at some ideas for easy to do costumes for the 2020 Halloween holiday.
By Timothy A Rowland5 years ago in Horror
All Night Long Sex
Reality Check Time People don't often stop to think that "sex" and "intercourse" are actually two different things. You want an all night long sex marathon; which is not only possible, but a hell of a lot of fun. However; let's be realistic here, you are not likely to withstand having actual intercourse all night long. Both of you would be so raw half way through it that it would ruin any fun or passion you may have had at the start.
By Timothy A Rowland5 years ago in Filthy
#WalkAway Story I Didn't Know I Had
The #WalkAway Story I Didn’t Think I Had I never thought I would be writing this article. I never thought I would be telling people about how I walked away from the left. It’s not that I never thought I would leave the left; it’s because I never realized I was that far on the left! To be honest, I was never that political. In fact; I actively ran away from politics at every turn. I was of the mindset that all politicians are evil and that nothing I said or did would ever make a difference. In my mind; I knew what I knew and I felt how I felt, and that was the end of it.
By Timothy A Rowland5 years ago in The Swamp
2 Sisters, 1 Man, 1 Night- Erotic True Story
A Short Little Back Story Yes, this is a true story. The names have been changed. Amber and Tracy are half sisters that grew up together as sisters and are only about a year apart in age. Tyler and Amber dated for a short span of time while she was in her senior year of high school, and he was a Freshman; though he was a year older than most HS freshman. Even after they broke up, Tyler and Tracy remained friends. The former couple lost touch, but only due to life and not any harsh feelings. This story takes place years after the two had broken up and all three were well into adulthood.
By Timothy A Rowland5 years ago in Filthy
Being a Xennial in 2020. Top Story - September 2020.
What Is a Xennial? Pronounced: “zen-knee-el.” A quick search of Wikipedia will give you the definition of a Xennial as any person who was born from the late 1970’s to as late as 1985. We are the micro-generation caught between Generation X and the Millennial generation. This is because we were born at the very end of one and the very start of the next. We grew up a lot like most of Generation X, but then awoke to a world of drastic change; just as we entered into adulthood.
By Timothy A Rowland5 years ago in Humans
The Importance of Voting in Person in 2020 Elections
Yes, It’s That Important This particular post is directed at the American population who are at least 18 years of age. Firstly; if you are not registered to vote, you need to register today so that your voice can be heard. If you are registered and not planning on voting, you need to decide to vote in November. It is vitally important that you cast your vote and allow your voice to be heard in this way. The future of the country is on the line. Deciding who is going to lead the United States of America as we move onward; is your right as well as your duty as a citizen.
By Timothy A Rowland5 years ago in The Swamp
Men Can Masturbate with the Showerhead Too
Men Can Masturbate with the Showerhead Too It is a pretty common and well-known fact that women can masturbate using the showerhead. Strangely though, a lot of people- including a lot of men- don’t realize that men can masturbate with the shower head too. Of course; we are talking about the showerhead that has the stream that is usually adjustable. Well, this post has you covered and we are going to go over how this is a great way for men to take care of themselves in the shower too.
By Timothy A Rowland6 years ago in Filthy
How to Play 2 Common Cards Games as Stripping Games
How to Play Strip Uno Most people have played the popular card game, UNO at some point. It is a very popular and widespread card game where you match colors and numbers on cards; while trying to empty the cards out of your hand before any other player. Well; this also makes for a really fun stripping game.
By Timothy A Rowland6 years ago in Filthy
