L.C. Schäfer
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I'm not a writer! I've just had too much coffee!
Sometimes writes under S.E.Holz
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A Day in the Life of a Cavalry Black
I stood at attention, my sleek black coat gleaming in the sun. It's hard for a horse to simply stand (even harder when we are surrounded by fresh delectable-smelling food,) but we are trained to it. My nostrils flared to the scent of fresh meat. I watched one of the dumb beasts step closer and closer. Tourists, with their ignorance and arrogance, make the easiest prey, and their stupidity makes them tasty.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
Deadpool & Wolverine
"Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you but it rhymes with Pulverine..." TL;DR: It's a sequel, and it's Deadpool. These two facts tell you everything you need to know. You will go into the film with precisely the correct level of expectation. If you're not a fan of Deadpool, you'll hate it. If you don't really like sequels, then this isn't going to blow you away. Hot tip: for best results, watch while fully awake.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Geeks
I Miss the Auras Most. Top Story - July 2024.
I know everyone thinks I'm crazy, or lying. But it's real. I see things. Or I used to. The auras were my favourite. So beautiful. I could tell so much about a person by looking at their aura. It's like listening to a complex piece of music. I get a feel for them.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
Overthinkers Unite!
Your head: it's a jungle in there I recently wrote a story about overthinking. I got lots of comments from people saying stuff like, "I'm an overthinker, too", and "My overthinking has come in handy". It's smashing to know there are so many of you out there.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Writers
