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Rambling Crap

For Me, Not You 😏

By Andrew C McDonaldPublished about 3 hours ago • 1 min read

Read my ramblings or not

Totally your choice my friend

If you’d rather, just use it for another end

You can wipe your stinky bum, blow your greasy snot

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You see, ‘tis not written to satisfy you

‘It’s written to pull this crap from my warped psyche

If you don’t like it, just give it to Mikey

He’ll use it for cat litter in the tiger pen at the zoo

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Meanwhile, I’ll keep shoving a hand down my throat

Pulling out grisly intestinal ropes

Slapping this slime 0n paper, with nary the hopes

Of making someone else think it’s the g.o.a.t.

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For Bren, Dhar, Mikey, MC, Grz, and others

This here stupid ass fuckery is for you all

So pick up your chins and get off the metaphorical ball

Just don’t run home to your mothers

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👍😎👍

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About the Creator

Andrew C McDonald

Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.

https://www.amazon.com/Killing-Keys-Andrew-C-McDonald-ebook/dp/B07VM843XL?ref_=ast_author_dp

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