Peri-Meno-WTF
A midlife symptom list nobody asked for
By ZenaPublished about 5 hours ago โข 1 min read
Mood swings, foggy brain
Hot flashes, cramping pain
Restless nights, itchy skin
Dry scalp, wrinkling
Thinning hair, brittle nails
Memory loss, rising scales
Sore breasts, itchy ears
Shoulder pain, silent tears
Libido low, energy gone
Love life running mostly on yawn
Wine at five, stress long gone
My new religion: sauvignon
Every day, a new add-on
Peri-Meno-WTF, come on!
About the Creator
Zena
Writing my way through family secrets, DNA revelations, and the long work of healing old trauma. Stories of identity, roots, and the places that call us home.


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