I Am Not Arguing, I Am Explaining

I Am Not Arguing, I Am Explaining

I am not arguing, let me be clear,

I’m merely explaining why I persevere.

It’s not that I’m stubborn or hard to delight,

It’s just that, frankly, I’m always right.

My logic is sound, my facts are straight,

My timing impeccable, never late.

I’ve mastered the art of reasonable tone,

While others falter, I stand alone.

Oh, I listen, of course, to what you might say,

I’ve thought it through in a much better way.

It’s not about ego, it’s not about pride,

It’s about the truth, which I won’t let slide.

So call it a gift, or call it a curse,

I’ll explain it all, from the best to the worst.

I’m not here to bicker, to clash, or to fight,

I’m just here to prove why I’m always right.