Anus horribilus
If you don't wipe
Not too hard tho
Or the paper turns
Well.. what?
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brown plus red:
Terra cotta
Toilet Rosetta stone-like
Parchment, Or scroll
Of problematic bowels
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Someone said annual
I heard anal
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Someone said therapist
I screamed
Sex offender
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Little bit of Tuesday subversive fun.
Isn't language fun.
Or is this just me hiding darker, more serious themes beneath a swirling sea of sewage?
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Paul Stewart
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“During the Metal Age, humans took photographs of everything beautiful, which was everything, yet machines did not even wear shoes. The Fauxna thought of a better way. They colored all of the light rose, for a corrupted source cannot be verified.” - Origin Parable, 011
By Nicky Frankly6 days ago in Fiction
Comments (6)
It's worse when it's a psychotherapist because it becomes "Psycho, the Rapist" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loved this!
Hahaha! I am VERY resistant to calling myself “therapist”!
I read the title, and I was like WHAT?! Then I said, only Paul could write something like this. I checked and I was right. I don't even know which line shocked me more. 🤣Brilliant!
Eh..subversive it is. Escalated from Latin into something else quickly! Well done on that, Paul.
When I saw the poem pop up in my notification ls I thought "Oh, no! A typo!" I was SO not prepared for the it to be intended, well done 🤣
Are the two mutually exclusive? Isn't the point of subversive humor to approach the unapproachable?